37 quotes have been tagged as assholes: Scott Lynch: 'I cut off his fingers to get him to talk, and when he'd confessed everything I wanted to hear, I ha “ Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much better person than you! And I judge you! I condemn you!. But hey, asshole or not, the man knows how to win basketball games. 4. Henry Ford giphy (4) Henry Ford is credited with inventing the first automobile that could be afforded by middle class families as well as launching the great American auto-manufacturing company Ford. Although the man was a genius and worth an . 13 Jul I'm a nice person. It's not in my nature to be an asshole. If I asked for iced coffee unsweetened and the barista gave it to me sweetened, I'd accept it as a sign that I deserved something sweet. I feel good about that part of me, for the most part. That said, I'm years-old, unemployed, single, and live alone.